Here's a hypothetical question for my wide wide audience out there.
Supposing you found out by some bizarre twist of fate that you are not really Jewish, what would be the first thing you would do contrary to halachah and/or minhag/standards you were raised with?
This questions was once asked to a Brisker, and his response was:
"I would put on my right shoe, tie it and then put on my left shoe and tie that."