This is a very funny thing I overheard in my 8 year old nephew Ari's karate class:


Kid (obviously not Jewish): If that guy steps on you you'll be dead!

Ari: What? I am not blind, and I am not poor, and I dont have tzaraas, so why would I be dead?


and here is another funny story worth reading:

I was playing LIFE with my kids which is a game that imitates life - every player gets a minivan and then goes around the board, getting married, jobs, playing taxes and having children, which they get a little "baby" to put in their minivan.

After a short while, my son (12) looks around the board and says "Hey, I am the only one that doesnt have children! I better call Bonei Olam!"