More on Lakewood kids:

"Mommy, do eagles have seat belts?"---my six year old son


My four year old son inherited a pair of Superman pjs from his uncle. He was running around in them, and I said, "Look, you're Superman!" He started running around yelling "I'm Superman - Want soup?"

I was telling my 3 year old "The Three Bears". He interrupted with an important question "Where was Goldilocks' Tatty?"
"He was at work"
My son started to laugh hysterically. "Only Mommies go to work! Tatties go to Yeshiva!"

...And then this conversation I overheard between my five year old and the neighbor's five year old girl:
My son: Mommy, Leah pushed me
Me: Leah, did you push Moishi?
Leah: NO! I didnt
then Leah turns to Moishi and says: Now you have to give me a bracha!
Moishi: but I dont know how to
Leah: Just say, you should grow up to be a big tzadeikes!
Moishi: Okay, you should grow up to be a big tzadeikes.

Arent these great?